myRETARDlife

2007-09-01T14:31:00.000+08:00

whatever you want to do, i dont give a damn anymore. rather than to waste time bothering about you, i might as well spend the time wisely on other stuff.

because its so god damn childish.

ever heard of this? a pot calling a kettle black

2007-08-25T22:10:00.000+08:00

hm .. after not blogging for such a long long long super long long time .. find it about hard to start .. heh heh

went bugis with ph today .. was supposed to meet her at 10.30 but my alarm did not ring .. you are soooo lucky that i auto wake up AND remember, ph .. are you touched ?!?

heh heh .. we shopped from bugis junction to bugis street to bras brasah [ is it spelled like that ? ] to tiong .. heh heh .. didnt buy much today .. but at least i did buy something

dunno why .. everytime go out with her to shop only she gets to buy stuff and i dun .. HA !

you should thank me for coming out with you today lei, ph .. quick .. THANK ME !?? lol ..

she will kill me when she reads this .. LOL !

I SHALL AND WILL STUDY SUPER HARD FOR MY O LEVELS AND HAVE MY REVENGE ! MUHAHAHA

theSWEETESTrevenge

2007-08-19T20:40:00.000+08:00

ugh. hardly have any to come online nowadays. in fact, theres hardly any time for me to do anything. hai.

struggling to juggle school work and tuition work. drowning in papers at my desk. helpppppp

2007-08-09T23:04:00.000+08:00

third post today. lol. found something interesting that i just got to post.

who's up for a rollercoaster ride ?

always picked on by teachers for your ugly handwriting ? worry not! here is the new programmable pen !

always tear when watching sad movies and hate to get up to grab a box of tissues ? you would love this !

its portable too :)

always press the wrong button on your calculator ? with this new model you need not worry about pressing the wrong number for the big Os !

this is for those who dun know how to use the chopsticks

hate it when the noisy drilling sound disturbs your sleep ..? haha. buy this for that irritating neighbour who is forever dilling something in the early hours

dun know how to walk properly ? this will help !

2007-08-09T22:00:00.000+08:00

my bro has serious narcissistic issues. one moment ago he was sitting on the bed watching tv, then he began making all this funny faces and ~~asking~~ forcing me to take photos of him ...

hai !

to YOU : you have betrayed my trust.

2007-08-09T14:26:00.000+08:00

"do you think you can get away from lying and backstabbing me ? all sense of trust has been completely trashed. im sick of being treated like a puppet. secrets, lies and backstabs - soon they'll all see where it gets them. they will soon pay"

chilling quote. i took it from a book that i just finished reading. it is about this girl who went completely and absolutely nuts after one of her friends manipulated her and backstabbed. she even went to the extent of killing them. although liars and backstabbers are ought to be punished, but stabbing them, ripping them to shreds ? a bit extreme

she chopped the girl's pony into tiny pieces. yucks. its disgusting.

( see, drugaddict ? the library IS a nice place. you never know what type of books you are going to find there )

the book's plot and everything is awfully similar to another one that i haven finished .... hell, even the title is about the same. with only one word difference.

anyway, on a lighter note,

happy national day everyone !

2007-08-08T23:16:00.000+08:00

national day celebration wasnt fun this year .. no xueli they all to go nuts with. lol !

went to tiong with the usual people after school .. walked around the whole of tiong, stoned for an hour or so before finally deciding on mac for lunch. puihoon and i played with the thing [whatever it is] that sarah gave us .. i got orange and she got blue !! hoa murdered puihoon's by bouncing it on the table .. lol.

i decided to name the thing orange [ for, duh, obvious reasons .. ] because we cannot keep on referring to it as ... that thing right ?? lol

looks more peachy than orange. lol

looks so nice in water ! haha. sarah told us that we must put it in water so that it can grow.. drugaddict went on and on about how it grows bigger. how it absorbs water. haha.

puihoon and i got bored and thus became lame. we began to do all those period drama talk and drew swords !!

my is nicer! haha.

lame and childish i know. but its so extremely fun :)

2007-08-01T20:54:00.000+08:00

guess what do bored people do after pe ?

they .... play pick-up-sticks with pens !!! lol. sounds crazy but trust me, its FUN !!

oops ... cannot upload the pics. shall upload them another day if im feeling hardworking. lol. you should see how wendy arrange them for me and dog to play. damn artistic man .. unlike mine. super hard to play with super NOT artistic !! lol !

darn tired nowadays. add headache and giddyness to it you get one super cranky me..!

2007-07-28T21:35:00.000+08:00

today woke up at around 9 30 when i was suppose to meet hongni at 10. turns out that she woke up late too. LOL ! wah lao drugaddict .. how can you be late !? i got there earlier than her xD

then we went to buy breakfast. omg. we thought there wun be anyone there except for the both of us or maybe one or two at most but who knows theres whole bunch of people who went back to study. including some of the retards :)

after studying for a while ( we really DID study hor !! ), liyan brought out something that distracted us ... presenting ... *drumroll please!* our motivation to study !!

talking on the phone, studying and listening to music .. damn cute right ?

at around one plus we were chased out of the school. liyana they all went out somewhere while me and hongni went to puihoon's house to get my cca record to do the testimonial thing. we got scare once the lift door open. omg. someone should train that dog sia. once the lift door open. the dog bark damn loudly. sounded like a scream to me. scare us till we screamed too. lol.

stupid puihoon. told us that she will meet us after she eat lunch. in the end not even a call from her. tsk

we went kopitiam to eat then studied there. till about five plus we went home.

my bro bought something that looks like you sia, liyana !! see !

a sotong ! lol !! too bad it only comes in one colour .. lol

2007-07-26T22:05:00.000+08:00

argh .... tomorrow is the interview .... feeling bit nervous which no doubt would progress to super huge butterflies in my stomach tomorrow. HAI !!

anybody want to help ? lol ..

thanks mrs ng for helping me find my wallet !! which i lost for the 10000000th time ... haha

drugaddict. must remember our study date ok ? lol !

2007-07-22T15:40:00.001+08:00

omg .. i finished the book in two days despite my best effects to prolong the satisfaction of reading it. i actually left the book alone for hours. but it didnt work, did it ?

went to tiong with mum yesterday and went into popular trying my luck. i thought it will be out of stock but i managed to get one ! im not one of those who queue up for 12 hours just to get it but i was lucky to get it on the first day when its released. haha !

i expected the book to be the thickest one but it turns out to be around 30 page shorter than the fourth book ..

im not going to spoil the surprise for those who have not read it but:

1) despite what you think snape isnt what you think he is
2) ditto kreacher
3) instead of finding out how james and lily fell in love and got married, there is how lily and snape met and know each other
4) dumbledore's death isnt as simple as it seems to be
5) quite a few important characters are dead

all i can say is .. it is a good ending ...!

2007-07-17T20:44:00.000+08:00

and dearest mum !! im going to wish you happy birthday here not because i forgot to include it in the earlier post. but because i dun want it to be mixed up with my negative scatterbrain energy ( makes sense ? )

so ......... *drumroll please !*

happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to mummy !
happy birthday to yyyyyoooooooouuuuuuu !!!!!!

im such a filial daughter. LOL !!

2007-07-17T20:36:00.000+08:00

oh man .....

when i was in ss this morning, i was looking through my file looking for a worksheet. after i found it, i decided to keep my dpa form in anoher pocket. i searched and searched for it and couldnt find it.

oh man ...

i think i lost it

scatterbrain me. it seems like im forever losing something. keys, papers, files, wallets. i need it back !!!

can anyone tell me where it is ??

2007-07-16T17:30:00.000+08:00

wow .. today's listening compre was ............ sleepy ...

not the test itself, crazy. but the music that they play before the listening compre starts. i think they borrowed a classical music station to play the passages.

we were suppose to be there by 2.15. but the three of us ( me, cucumber and drugaddict ) was in the library editing drugaddict's application. took a super looong time. she had 1000 over words in just one section. wonder what she wrote ?

anyway, we finished editing, i left them to grab our stuff while they print it out .. i ran ( RAN !! im super proud of myself ) to the canteen to grab our stuuf looking like a mad woman grabbing three pencil cases, entry forms, and ics/ ezlink cards. who knows the stupid printer had a problem.

cucumber found out that she forgot to bring her entry proof and ic down from the art room and had to run up to grab it. i was trying desperately to help drugaddict to print but time was running short. in the end we had to ask someone else to help figure it out while we ran all the way up to the third floor panting. by the time we reach the classrooms. we were all out of strength.

who knows. they made us suffer through another half an hour by forcing us to listen to the classical music played. i discovered something new:

being tired + classical music = a very strong sleeping pill ...

when i woke up ( thank god i woke up in time !! ). a male voice was blabbering away in chinese. overall it was ok. only 1 question i not very sure. though whether the rest are correct or not i do not know. LOL !!

p.s. i decided to cut down on the '......'s, looks very, i dunno, long. LOL
p.p.s. i know i dun make sense. but who cares xD

2007-07-15T12:45:00.000+08:00

ugh .. i finally submitted the form after struggling with it for weeks ...... ok .. bit of exaggeration .. it has only been days ... haha ... but dun feel any relieve .. only anxiousness ... argh ..

drugaddict !! we MUST get in !!! chiong together !!

2007-07-14T17:30:00.000+08:00

after anticipating for so long .. i finally went to watch the movie today together with my mum and bro ... only one word can summarise how i felt after watching ............................................ disappointing ..

1) less talk more action please

2) they changed a lot of things:
- instead of dobby finding the room of requirement for harry it became neville
- no dobby, no winky
- instead of cho's friend betraying Dumbledore's Army, it became cho
- nothing of quidditch, not to mention umbridge locking harry, fred and
george's broom
- not to mention the part where the twins left the school
- not much about harry's father and his mother

3) they cut short loads of stuff too:
- the most touching part where sirius dies is only about 2 min
- ditto the talk that harry had with dumbledore at the end

4) the whole scene at the ministry was kinda cool .. pity its so short ...

it really does the book no justice .. hai

2007-07-12T19:29:00.001+08:00

OH !! i finally remembered .... its about the movie .. ron is not going to be shown playing quidditch ... hai .. was quite looking forward to it ... neville's parents and dobby will also not be shown too ...

2007-07-12T19:25:00.000+08:00

woo !! today's the 12th !! yay ! its finally out !

actually got loads of things to blog de .. but somehow i forgot what i want to blog about .. hai ... my memory is getting worse ..

9 DAYS TO THE BOOK :)

2007-07-08T21:15:00.000+08:00

wah lao ... msn gone nuts .. was playing game with hongni ( minesweeper flags !! dunno why she dun like it ) ... then the game told us both that it was each other's turn .... make sense ??

see ... the arrow is pointing to her mah ..... tsk .... lolol !!

9 MORE DAYS TO THE MOVIE
13 MORE DAYS TO THE BOOK :)

2007-07-06T18:02:00.000+08:00

first day of the chemistry peer tutoring .... i actually thought that it will be boring ... but it turns out that i understand what is going on !! woo !!

11 MORE DAYS TO THE MOVIE
15 MORE DAYS TO THE BOOK :)

2007-07-05T17:16:00.000+08:00

chinese oral was a nightmare .... when i was reading .. i read a word wrongly and started from the irst word of the sentence .. this happen 3 times on the same damn word !! before i started again for the last time ... i said oh sorry ... IN ENGLISH !!! argh .......

then was conversation .. the section which i thought would save me .. after the teacher ask the chinese ( which i dun have the faintest idea what it was talking about ... ) my brain switched off and i started babbling nonsense .... hai !!

someone save me please ???

12 MORE DAYS :)

2007-07-02T12:16:00.000+08:00

omg ... im really getting very worked up about the movie ...

there was a repeat of the first movie on channel five on thursday and friday ... then there was the third movie on the same channel yesterday ..

which leads to me watching the second and fourth movie again ...

HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER

2007-06-29T18:33:00.000+08:00

omg !!!!!!!!!!!! the advertisement for Harry Potter and The Order of Phoenix is out !! soooo nice ! so coooooooooooool !!!!!!! argh ....!!!

warning: spoilers ahead if you want to catch the movie but haven read the book ...

the weasleys ( well .. four of them anyway ... ) !

ron is going to be on the quidditch team in this movie ..! wonder how he looks playing quidditch ??

omg ! dumbledore's army .. they look so cool !!

harry kissing cho ... wooo ... lol ..

im getting all worked up about the movie ... cant see to find any photos of them in the ministry fighting ... and sirius is going to die when they are at the ministry :(

if im so worked up about the movie .. how about the last book that is going to come out on 21 july ?? haha ... I WANT THAT BOOK !!!

2007-06-25T22:23:00.000+08:00

first day of school ... boohoo ... hai .. we rushed our homework and brought so many books for nothing .. we basically slacked for the whole day .... first was the o level entry proof plus long nagging session by our form teacher .. followed by the recycling discussion .. then came our free time .. soon after is our recess ...

after recess .. the VP went on and on about the 4Hs and what 8 desired outcomes ... was totally not listening ... hweepeng lent me a book about a boy who was abused by his mother since young and how it impacted his life .. his mother is perverted ..

take for example:

"'You've made my life a living hell!' she sneered. 'Now it's tme i showed you what hell is like!' Gripping my arm, Mother held it in the orange-blue flame. My skin seemed to explode from the heat. I could smell the scorched hairs from my burned arm. As hard as I fought, I could not force Mother to let go of my arm. Finally i fell onto the floor, on my hands and knees, and tried to blow cool air on my arm. 'It's too bad your drunken father's is not here to save you,' she hissed. Mother then ordered me to climb onto the stove and lie on the flames so that she could watch me burn. I refused, crying and pleading. I felt so scared I stomp my feet in protest. But Mother continued to force me on top of the stove. I watched the flames, praying that the gas might run out.

this was not the only thing his mother did to him .. she also forced him to eat his baby brother's shit ( REALLY !! ) and force ammonia down his throat ...

this is a true story written by the the man himself .. its a three-in-one book named My Story by Dave Pelzer ...

2007-06-24T14:35:00.000+08:00

last day of freedom .... argh ......... and i still haven complete my homework ... im am soooo dead ..... someone tell me how to finish them ?? lol ...

2007-06-21T13:25:00.000+08:00

argh ... im going out of my mind trying to finish all my homework but hey ! i have at least completed my english homework ! lol ... yay !! celebrate !!

so ... i decided to give myself a break [ a SUPER SUPER LONG BREAK ! ] and came online ... and discovered this game : SAVE THE GOLDFISH !

very cruel but damn cute lah ... the fishes have all types of cute expressions and sounds .. lol

the game goes like this ... your evil roomate is trying to fry your poor little cute goldfishes .. by FRYING them !! you have to save them from him by transferring the little fishes from the pan and back into their tank ...

sounds cruel but trust me .. its damn funny and cute !!

2007-06-19T14:04:00.000+08:00

oh shit ......... its already the last tues of the holidays .. and i still haven finish any of my holiday homework ....... hai ...... sure kana scolded for this de .....

drugaddict ! pia together !! go us !!

haha ....!

2007-06-11T21:10:00.001+08:00

talking to liyana about what happen

crying

fuck

2007-06-11T19:54:00.000+08:00

the last few days sucks to the core ..

worst nightmares are coming true .. in every every area of my sucky life .... fuck ...

sound incoherent here .. dun mind me .. just venting 0.00000000000000001% of my frustrations .. will find other outlets soon ..

2007-06-09T23:25:00.000+08:00

oh god .. whats wrong with people nowadays ? fighting over issues like where soybean milk originated from ?? erm .. excuse me .. the world is currently facing major issues like icecaps melting and running out of natural resources .. instead of trying to find solutions for them .. fights on soybean milk's origin ...?

2007-06-06T16:30:00.000+08:00

ok .. haven blogged for .. erm .. nearly a week .. thats cause im lazy to switch on my com .. heh heh .. lazy me ..

since i got stm [ and since im lazy to think hard about what happen during the week .. ] forgive me if this post seems nonsensical ...

i finally got the chocolate ! woo ... toblerone somemore .. thanks ah gong (:

the graffiti on the chocolate cover was not my doing ...! dog scribbled all over [ ALL OVER !! ] the chocolate cover .. lol ..

we got english and physics for the first three days of the week [ today is the last day of eng and physics ] .. boring combination .... since the canteen stalls were not open .. we had time to go out of the school for lunch everyday .. so its not that bad ...

look ! a banana flavoured pocky ! it taste AWFUL !! whoever thought of it must be banana-crazy or nuts ..

this is the result of being too bored .. we played with paper clips and found out that it can be broken ..

poor clips

ah ! tuition starts in 3 mins !! off to see how much tuition homework i can finish before she is here ..

sayonara !

2007-06-01T21:19:00.000+08:00

piece of advice: never ever trust a person too much .. you will lower your guard and giving that person an opportunity to hurt you in the worst way possible ..

moral of the story [ advice, whatever ]: too much trust will only end up in hurt and heartache

2007-05-31T18:32:00.000+08:00

vesek day .. public holiday .. WOO ! i woke up this morning and saw the bright sky and panicked .. i thought i overslept again .. but then i suddenly remebered that it was a public holiday .. NO SCHOOL ! GLORIOUS DAY !

went to liang court with mum and bro to take a look at the electronics stuff there .. but no laptops ):

then we went to mac .. i was looking at the guy at the next table for no reason .. i didnt know why i keep on staring at him .. he looked damn familiar ... then when we finished and got up to leave .. i suddenly realised who he is .. omg .. the guy from campus superstar .. i told mum and she said it isnt him .. its HIM !!

we decided not to go home and continue shopping .. so we walked through clarke quay and cross the bridge to the new shopping centre, Central .. the view is super nice !

heres one i took from the bridge

when i was taking the photo it starting to rain heavily .. snapped another photo before running .. oh man ... we were drenched ! after running into the shelter then i realised that in the photo there are two other people running for shelter .. haha ! but the rain isnt obvious in the photo .. on the contary the sun is shining way bright .. weird

after shopping at central [ didnt have much things that interests us ] it was still early .. so in the end we ended up in bugis ! i found this at bugis street .. hoa i didnt knew you had a shop ..! haha !

but i didnt went upstairs to visit it .. heh heh ... hours later .. we finally finished shopping .. i bought a bottom and two tops !! wahaha ! they ended up with nothing .. lol !

come to think of it .. we are damn pro .. can shop 3 places in one day and come back before 5 ... i wonder if there is a best shopper award ....? or team shopper ?? wahaha !!!

2007-05-30T22:25:00.000+08:00

was going to blog about what happen in the morning .. but am scared that some teachers will read about it [ highly doubtful but weirder things have happened ] .. ended up in the library and borrowed SIX books [ the library doubled the loan rate in case you are wondering how come i can borrow so many .. ]

was super bored just now so went to disturb drugaddict .. haha .. damn obvious that she is ignoring me ):

so i went off to do my own bo liao thing .. first i went to search for blogskins [ people have been complaining about my entries thing ] then i went blog-surfing .. in the midst of my blog surfing .. i came across the blog of this guy name ... sibeh sian .. damn funny ... and found this poem :

The Mosquito

Oei! You stupid mosquito!
Stop sucking me like there’s no tomorrow!
You can’t keep still when I try to hit you,
But when I do,
I’ll make mincemeat out of you.

You are ugly, and your legs are very hairy.
I know that because I last time took biology.
You spread dengue, and also HIV.
The latter is not true, but it rhymes very nicely.

The other day when I went to the zoo,
You happily bite me when I was in the loo.
I have no idea why you are such a fool,
Because really very smelly, my freshly made poo poo.
I have decided to wage war on you.
You better get ready to escape on cue.
When I see you, I’ll move in for the kill.
The pain you feel will be very real :)

Oei! You stupid mosquito!
Stop sucking me like there’s no tomorrow!
Please keep still when I try to hit you,
And when I do, I’ll make mincemeat out of you.

funny sia ! just finish a totally retarded conversation with druggaddict ... in which the both of us are very very [ and i do mean VERY ] bored .. so you can imagine how bo liao it is ...

just finished one of the many books, Elsewhere by Gabrielle Zevin .. its damn interesting ..

you know how people are borned then grow up fall in love go to college do normal stuff then grow old and croaked ? in this book this girl, Liz, was knocked down by a cab and died of head injuries ..

she went to this place Elsewhere ( in other words, heaven or wherever people go when they are dead ) and everything is different there .. instead of growing old everyone grows younger until they become babies then they will be send back to earth as someone else's child ...

sounds kinda boring here [ maybe its due to my boring blabbering then im trying to pass off as a description ] but hey .. its really not bad ...

well ... off to continue with my multitasking [ blogskin searching, blog surfing, reading, listening to music, watching tv, blah blah blah its an endless list (: ]

ciao :D

2007-05-28T20:33:00.000+08:00

the chinese paper today was easier than our midyear .. but i dun understand the last passage .. hai ...

after school accompany the amaths and art people to eat lunch then the slackers [ those who never take art or amaths, including ME ! ] went to may's house .. only four of us lah .. heh heh

once we reach we started playing with her brother's toys .. lol ! FUN !!

ouch ! WAHAHAHA !

PARA PA PA PA IM LOVIN' IT !

they say it looks like a banana [ dun ask me why dun ask me how ] so i took a photo of it ..

after slacking there for a LONG LONG time ... we decided to go tiong .. when we step out of may's house, liyana spot this outside her neighbour's house ..

when i was about to take a photo of this .. the owner step out of the room and into the hall so she could see everything .. so i just walk past and took the photo .. wahaha ! forgive me if its not clear or anything ...

hai ... end at 3.30pm tomorrow ... we, history students, end later by half an hour ... hai !!

out of things to say ... lol !

toddles

2007-05-27T20:54:00.000+08:00

tomorrow is chinese Os !! argh !!! must must must must MUST get a good grade !! MUST !!

jiayou everyone !

2007-05-25T21:27:00.000+08:00

i have been looking forward to the recieving of our report books because i want to know how i did in the midyear exam .. but when i got it today .. it was such a disappointment .. i did not scored well enough .. the course i want to take needs at least 15 but i scored 20 odd ... its damn disappointing ... i need to get better than 15 if i really want a place in the course ...

15 for L1R4 means on the average i need to get b3 for nearly every subject ... wth ... i got 19 for my L1R4 last year .. dropping to 20 odd is quite serious ..

i need to work harder for my prelims and the big Os .. i need to score well .. i want to score well ... I MUST WORK HARDER FOR THE COURSE I WANT !!!

2007-05-24T20:14:00.000+08:00

LAST DAY OF INTENSIVE !!! finally its OVER !!! woo !!

we are finally getting our report books tomorrow .. people have been dreading this day but i have been looking forward to it .. wahaha ..............................!

im nuts ....!

2007-05-21T21:12:00.000+08:00

hmm ... haven blogged for three days .. wahaha .. nothing much actually ...

SATURDAY

had drill stage 2 [ ds2 ] test early in the morning ... 7 odd ... wah kao ... damn early lah ... we were supposed to fall in at 0745 for inspection and everything .. but 0730 then i reached .. forgot that i left my boots in school so cannot change into full u .. lucky dad send me there .. if not i would be even later ... i ran to the room to change .. passing ms tan ..

after changing into my full u putting on everything except the cap .. then realised i haven cut my nails .. so i cut it .. then the officers walked in .. are you all waiting for us to roll out the red carpet .. damn it lah .. how we know that you all are ready for us... damn it

then came the test ... wah .. suck lah ... my totop and buka [ dunno how to spell .. so sorry to whoever who is reading this :) ] totally wrong lah ... actually second row de .. dun need to do anything then the drill instructor change me to the first row .. wah .. then i think i got it all wrong ... tsk

then we started marching ... march till half .. my lanyard dropped out .. wtf ?!?!

but i passed ..! woohoo !! think my theory pulled me up !! wahahaha !!!!

then puihoon and i went tiong to eat breakfast ... did drill without breakfast ... wahaha .. nearly fainted .. lucky did not .. if faint sure wun pass .. lol ! more concerned about passing than my health .. heh heh ..

then renu came ... we walked around tiong in rounds and rounds ..

found this at action city .. soooo cute !!

then we went to the playground near tiong .. see our slippers so nice ? haha !

then we went puihoon's house to play ... then me and renu went to my house ... liyana came awhile later .. they stayed till about 8 .. woo ...!

SUNDAY

woke up at one plus ... went nowhere special .. boring day .. heh !

TODAY : MOTHER TONGUE INTENSIVE DAY 6

boring .... must work hard .. next week is chinese Os le .. cannot afford to slack now .. but the teacher is really boring lah ....

THE ELMO SONG
la la la la
la la la la
elmo's world

haha .. off to sing more lame songs ..

ciao !

2007-05-18T20:45:00.000+08:00

we had no place to go today again ... poor pitiful us .. lol .. in the end we ended up in vivo again .. then we dun have anything to do .. so we just stone stone and STONE !!! wahahahaha ......

then bullshit and milker ps us .. sad ... after wating ... we realised we still got nothing to do .. so .. when went to the bus stop ... then suddenly .. renu suggested going to bullshit's house todisturb him .. so we went .. who knows she is only joking ?? but who cares .. lol

we went .. then .. wahaha .. he really came down .. so we loitered around his house there de area .. then dunno why renu started laughing uncontrollably .. HAHA ! bullshit told her that there was a guy who died laughing because he cannot breathe .. instead of stopping her laughter .. she laugh even louder .. lol ..

when she finally stopped ... hongni had to go home .. we sent her to the bus stop then went to buy drinks .. weather damn hot !! guess what i bought ?? yep !! COKE ! haha .. bulshit got the vanilla coke .. eee ..

we went to sit in the shade and talk crap till 7 plus .. then we went home .. haha ...

kays .. off to watch tv le ...

bye !

2007-05-16T19:36:00.002+08:00

MOTHER TONGUE INTENSIVE DAY 2

omg ... day two nia ... dunno how am i going to survive for another 8 days ... hai ..

we went the same old place [ kimseng ] and did the same old thing [ bowling ] after intensive ... so boring .. hai ...

after that we went tiong to find hoa and puihoon .. then we went 'exploring' in tiong ... creepy corridor they have there ... but after a while .. all the climbing got me exhausted instead of spooked .. lol ..

MUM ! I RUBBISH YOU !!!

2007-05-15T20:42:00.000+08:00

YESTERDAY

we were supposed to get back our results and check our papers yesterday .. but i forgot to bring my tie [ me along with 10% of other students ] .. then stop us at the gate and make us stand in one line .. i stopped and saw wendy .. haha .. at least got her to accompany me ...

then they brought us to the hall after the national anthemn and pledge ... they made us stand in the aisle of the tables while they counted the number of students and took attendence .. then they told us that we will not be checking our results but will be going tol the PAC because mrs yeo wants to talk to us .. hai ... the whole lecture thing was quite ok except fot the whole you-cannot-check-your-results thing !! argh ... nobody knows the rest of my results .. hai .... mrs leong said if i want to know i have to go to the different teachers to get it ...

after that whole frustrating thing .. we went tiong ! after eating .. renu and i was bored .. so we waited for them to decide where to go while we play with our 'weapons' .. lol !

introducing ... MY WEAPON !!

RENU'S WEAPON !

wahaha ... wendy decided that she wants to go docgreen .. so we hopped on the 16 and went orchard .. after docgreen's .. we went up to centrepoint's robinson

heres a pic of xueli scaring passers-by .. lol ..

on the wall of robinson ... i saw MYSELF !! wahaha

then after orchard .. we accompany joshua to his house there and wait for him to get a hair cut ... we walked for god knows how long before we arrived at the shop ... after that looooooong walk .. the rest of us decided to get a drink while joshua got his haircut ..

the empty bottles .. guess which is mine ? haha .. not the coke :)

after that we went home .. and found out that it was super early ... xueli and renu came my house to pass me my stuff and we went down to go walk walk .. we bought ice creams and started 'exploring' purmei .. lol .. then xueli had to go home .. so the both of us went up to hillock and fed the mosquitos with our blood .. lol !! we stayed there for like two hours nia .. when i reach home .. my whole leg also got small small mosquito bites .. had to apply the lotion to cease the itching .. lol !

TODAY A.K.A MT INTENSIVE DAY 1

mother tongue intensive ... one word ... BORING !! imagine ... we are forced to sit through 4 hours of nothing but chinese ... for 10 days !! argh ...

today we just went through the chinese paper ... and did two letter writing .. hai ..

after our intensive .. we failed to come up with a place to go again .. so we went to kimseng ... AGAIN ... argh ...

but before we go there .. we stopped at great world to grab a bite ..

puihoon's mocha ... so nice !

the sign at the escalator .. so cute ..!

we bowled for a while then we went off to tiong since we got nowhere to go ..

my NEWEST WEAPON ...! muahaha ...

2007-05-12T12:19:00.000+08:00

oh dear ... my cousin's condition is getting worse

GET WELL SOON MELISSA [ yeo not ng .. dun freak out ]

jie jie will buy you sweets if you recover ! or maybe not ... cannot eat too much .. tooth will decay ... erm .... jie jie will .... err ..... bring you go playground everytime you come [ but i wun stay there lah ... you know how boring i find it sitting there waiting for you all ] ...

lol ... misunderstanding cleared ! woo !

im highhhh ....................

2007-05-11T13:34:00.000+08:00

this is not my day ...

pierced in the heart by my 'friends'

ouch

2007-05-10T20:43:00.000+08:00

finally !! our last paper is over ! our exams are over ! woo !

we got no place to go today ... so sad .. everybody was sick and tired of great world .. ryan complained that he is dying of hunger so we ended up in the nearest place ... tiong ... lol .. went to kopitiam first but too many ppl .. so ended up in long john ... haha

renu's wall

then saw some cute things at minitoons again

i saw my own species ! lol ... we made a story out of everyone in theRETARDfamily .. haha !

theRETARDfamily story :

Long long ago, there are two farmers ACID and ALKALI. They owned a RETARDfarm with their son, MILKER. Their son milked the COW everyday.

Next to the farm, there is a big apple tree with a MONKEY on it. The MONKEY loves coke and tries to steal coke from the farm everyday, so the farmers guard their fridge with a blunt SWORD and a black DOG.

Behind this farm, there is a dark alley, where a DRUGADDICT resides. The DRUGADDICT has a DUMBBELL with her everyday and likes to talk to herself, BULLSHIT-ting about a smart SOTONG hiding in a BAMBOO grove.

THE END !!!

i know it doesnt makes sense .. lol .. but hey .. its fun making up this nonsensical story !

2007-05-09T19:15:00.000+08:00

today was emaths paper 2 and CME .. i got 73 !! woo ...! lol .......i got such a fine moral thingie [ upbringing ?? whatever they call it .. ] .. lol ......

after CME and everything ... jianbao wanted to go kimseng to bowl again . omg .... im sick and tired of that place ... i got a sudden craving for sushi so i dragged hongni to great world's basement and brought sushi to kim seng .. since we cannot bring the food into the bowling alley .. the both of sat outside the alley like homeless people ... lol .. then one by one they started streaming out to accompanyus .. lol .. soon we started 'camping' outside the bowling alley ... lol ...

after finishing all our sushi [ which is actually not much .. only bout 3 or 4 ] we still find ourselves bit hungry [ the smell of the soy sauce is so tempting !!!! ] .. so the two of us when back to great world and got some more ... lol !! then we went back to kimseng and started our pinic [ again..! ] .. lol !!

after finishing our sushi [ again ... ] .. we started doodling ..

my piece of art .. lol !

i was on the phone talking to puihoon while the rest became restless ... after deciding that we are sick and tired of the alley .. the retards split up into three groups and went different places ..

those who are bowling remained .. well .. inside the bowling alley [ duh ... ]

hongni and i went to puihoon's house

the rest went to great world's mac ...

while we [ hongni and i ] were on the phone with puihoon .. she keeping huh-ing at our every other sentence .. so we decided to ... GIVE HER A HEARING AID !!

tada !! her hearing aid ...

ok lah .. looks more like a tail or something .. but hey .. dont look down on this hearing aid ok ??!? it has .. BLUETOOTH FUNCTION AS WELL [ the earpiece thingie that business man/drivers use ?? ] ! see ?? soooo useful ... thank you thank you .. haha

on the way to her house .. we started making up crazy stories bout how puihoobn has gone nuts from studying too much .. that she threw all her books down and out of her door ... then hongni started doing this matrix dodging thing ... right in the middle of the road .. lol !! people were giving us this weird looks ... hahaha !! i had gotten used to it a long long long time ago .. wahaha ..

when we reached puihoon's house .. we started telling her the story but stopping every few seconds to catch our breath cuz we were laughing too hard ... then .. we started playing poker cards ... my luck was not too bad .. i started winning the first few rounds consecutively ... then .. puihoon brought out ferror rochers .. i suggested playing with the chocolates as bet .. winner gets one choc for every round .. then the fengshui changed .. hongni started winning and i ended up second .. we only managed to play four more rounds .. at the end .. hongni got three i got one ... poor puihoon has none .. lol !!

off to watch tv ...

ciao :)

2007-05-08T19:58:00.000+08:00

wah .. im damn forgetful today ... forgot to bring my wallet and jacket .. i think the hall has something against me .. it was quite cold today .. on the day i forgot my jacket .. lol

my chinese oral and physics paper today .. no hope le .. i dunno alot of questions for the physics paper and i dunno many words in the chinese reading thing .. then the conversation .. i dun even know what im talking about ..

but the listening comprehension was quite a waste of time .. 10 questions and all are quite straightforward .. lol ...

my phone's plastic casing broke again .. but this time .. it ended up like this ..

$10 of plastic .. lol .. thanks liyana and wendy .. for helping me break it .. lol .. then after oral .. had to go home after oral because i got tuition .. walk till bus stop .. stand there wait for bout 10 min like that .. bus came .. then i remember i got no coins and no wallet .. hai ... so had to .... WALK HOME !! yep ... i WALK home ... lucky quite near .. if i stay in clementi or something i will vomit blood sia ....

today then i realise walking home is actually quite dangerous ... my house there always got those big big container trucks thing driving past .. and they usually go damn fast .. dunno why .. singapore air is damn polluted sia ... all the car exhaust .. the only thing i can smell all the way home is car exhaust ..

the container truck thing

oh dear ... my poor brain feels confused after my tuition ... must be too much maths le .. lol ..

toodles :)

2007-05-06T21:26:00.000+08:00

im dead ... im so so dead .. i haven revise anything for my next paper ... social studies .. tomorrow ..... im dead im dead im dead im dead im dead im dead im dead im dead im dead im dead ...

went to the hospital to visit my cousin today ... her fever is slowly going down .. but her ward is damn comfortable .. lol .. i ask my aunts and mum whether i can accompany my cousin tonight and they ask me to go ahead .. lol !! i would if i dun have exam tomorrow ... hai ..

on the way to the hospital i saw a road with a damn funny name .. i started laughing like a manic and my family was giving me funny looks ... but when i told them the name of the road none of them laugh ... they just continue giving me the funny look .. lol ...

tada !! and the road's name is .........

Kaypoh road !! hilarious ...! wonder who is the poor guy [or woman .. ] who named the road ... funny ... lol

going off to pia my ss alr ... think i have to wake up early [ very early damn early ] to study .. hai ...

toodles

2007-05-05T20:29:00.000+08:00

hongni renu and i were suppose to go great world to 'study' with hoa and xueli but the three of us ended up at orchard shoppng instead .. lol ... renu tried to get joshua to come out but he was adamant on staying at home .. lol ..

first stop cineleisure .. we found alot of cute things at minitoons .. lol

i saw lots and lots of monkeys !! lol ..

ooo ... orange ball .. lol !!!

spongebob squarepants,
spongebob squarepants,
spongebob squarepants !!

my fave drink .. coke !

then we had to wait for stupid joshua to come get his stupid notes ... dunno why he dun wanna come out in the first place .. made us wait .. hai .. but i left first cause i dun wanna miss the show .. lol x)

some funny jokes ...

Overturned wagon

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate.

"Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you overturn the wagon."

"That's very nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Dad would like me to."

"Aw, come on, son!" the farmer insisted.

"Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "but Dad won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked the host.

"I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad's going to be real upset."

"Don't be silly!" said the neighbor. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon," replied Will

You will get us both fired ...

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoos most popular attraction, a gorilla has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.

So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before crowd comes. He discovers that its a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime.

However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lions cage.Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.

At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up.

Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, 'Help, Help me!', but the lion is quick and pounces.

The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, 'Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?'

2007-05-04T17:53:00.000+08:00

woo ... we went great world today, intending to 'study' ... but we ended up bowling instead .. lol .. ok .. only four ppl did bowl and im not one of them .. lol ..

then we went mac to 'study' ... but puihoon is the only one who took out her amaths tys to do .. jianbao showed me and hongni the ss summary notes that he got from one of his classmates .. then me and hongni went off in search of shops with photocopying services .. we found one photo shop in the basement with photocopyin services .. guess how much 3 stacks of 20 page notes cost ?? $12 .. bloody hell .. freaking expensive .. the normal charge is 5 cents per page photocopied .. this shop charged us 20 cents instead so you can imagine how shocked our reactions are when we are told the price .. but what to do ? we just handed the money over ...

then the both of us went back to mac complaining to them ... jianbao only photocopied the notes for $1 ... omg .. we begun sorting out the notes and jianbao had a fun time trying to staple them together for us .. lol ..

then me and hongni went home [ we are bored lah .. tired of being guai .. studying our ass off .. lol ] .. on the bus .. hongni started taking photos of the traffic behind us [ we were in the back seat ] with her phone ... at the traffic light .. this other bus driver took out his own phone and started mimicking what hongni was doing .. lol !! but we ducked .. i doubt that he was going to take our photo anyway ... lol ...

The bus whose driver mimicked hongni:

dun worry about the see through thing in the picture .. its just hongni's reflection ... dun need to get all freak out ... lol .. then that bus and our bus went separate ways then we got up .. lol ..

then xueli called me telling me that i left my social studies textbook in mac .. my memory is getting worse .. first it was small items like keys, papers then it got worse .. i begun to forget my wallet, earpiece ........... hai

then they came at bout 6 plus just to return me my book ... im so touched .. lol .. though i think that its because they were lazy to bring it home and back again tml to return it to me .. lol

2007-05-03T18:30:00.000+08:00

wonder why i name this blog myRETARDlife [ by the way, no use going to the other blog, people .. i deleted it (: ] ? yea .. me too .. lol ... nah .. its cause im from theRETARDfamily and im proud of it ? maybe .. lol ... speaking of theRETARDfamily ......

my place on the tree :

the whole thing:

hai ... im the last one on the tree since im the youngest .. sad hor [ yes joshua .. i know you are two generations above me .. no need to brag .. kns .. ] ? lol ...